By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I think people are normalizing furries
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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