He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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