You're earring is so big in my mouth
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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