Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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