do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You were trust falling into bushes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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