i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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