smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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