I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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