walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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