This is not my ceiling
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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