Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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