If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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