I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
please don't ironically join a cult
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