i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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