some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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