On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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