only if we run a train.
done.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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