Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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