if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We have started to decorate penises.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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