remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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