it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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