why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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