M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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