I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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