can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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