He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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