But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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