My friends, they love my intelligence
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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