so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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