i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
