Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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