just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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