u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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