Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
honey bunches of taint.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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