Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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