New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Randomize
