Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
FUCK WHALES
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
do nipples grow back?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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