i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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