so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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