But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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