the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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