Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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