I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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