She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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