Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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