this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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