your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
