Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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