Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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