i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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